australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLEi still can’t get over this.
Cuddle weather? Fuck that. It’s hickey season. You can hide anything behind a large scarf.
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby
When you meet your favourite YouTuber and you just